Cunts R' Us

Submarine Life: Living life with big boobs, and your friends pointing it out all the time.
P.S. I WILL GO GAY FOR MILEY CYRUS

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(via forkinthestone)

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via orgasm)

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

(via turninginto-a-monster)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via my-name-is-panda-how-do-you-do)

itsgayerinenochian:

satans-ghost:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

the nights were mainly made for saying things that you can’t say tomorrow day

(Source: mingdliu, via my-name-is-panda-how-do-you-do)

amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via iimaginary-enemy)