Cunts R' Us

Submarine Life: Living life with big boobs, and your friends pointing it out all the time.
P.S. I WILL GO GAY FOR MILEY CYRUS

Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when the world is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.

(Source: sarahaliceyoung, via sincerelyhp)

List of things to do

1.Talk to some new people
2.Forget it happened.

Future Child:Dad, I think I'm in love.
Me:Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child:Dad how is that even relevant
Me:Do he got the booty my child.
Future Child:...what
Me:Child. Do he got da booty.
Future Child:*sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Me:Then I ship it, my child.

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(Source: stressingly, via sarcastic-snowflake)