Cunts R' Us

Submarine Life: Living life with big boobs, and your friends pointing it out all the time.
P.S. I WILL GO GAY FOR MILEY CYRUS

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

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